19 Canadian. Winterpeg.
Things I love:
Biology (Zoology, to be more specific), HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Pixar, Disney, LOTR, Supernatural, food, NPH, The Office, Harry Potter, Fresh Prince, books, super nintendo/nintendo 64, Pokemon, The Listener, Ed Sheeran, Super Mario, Nirvana, tea, good morning texts, Dr. Who, Sherlock, etc.

 

bingerdinkhumpydunky:

edwardspoonhands:

Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.

There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.

This had confused me for a long time and this explanation makes so much sense!!

super-not-real:

risaisafox:

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

omfg yes


Death just adopt your immortal kitty already and get it the fuck over with. Keep the kitty forever.

super-not-real:

risaisafox:

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

omfg yes

Death just adopt your immortal kitty already and get it the fuck over with. Keep the kitty forever.

(Source: dumpstercats)

yourveins:

"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.

evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

(Source: roymustache)

ant1social-anarchist:

So the other day in maths we were learning trigonometry and this girl was like: “why do we have to learn this anyway?” and the teacher was like “oh just cos” and I laughed and i was the only one in the class who did and then today I got this award

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(Source: disappointingly-probably-human)

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(Source: s-gellar)

unicorn-sparkle-bug:

zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY

simsgonewrong:

Yes, complain about your hunger pains when there is a woman giving birth two feet away from you. Well done.

simsgonewrong:

Yes, complain about your hunger pains when there is a woman giving birth two feet away from you. Well done.

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.