19 Canadian. Winterpeg.
Things I love:
Biology (Zoology, to be more specific), HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Pixar, Disney, LOTR, Supernatural, food, NPH, The Office, Harry Potter, Fresh Prince, books, super nintendo/nintendo 64, Pokemon, The Listener, Ed Sheeran, Super Mario, Nirvana, tea, good morning texts, Dr. Who, Sherlock, etc.
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.
Doctor who: YO MAMA SO FAT THE ADIPOSE CONSIDER HER A NATURAL RESOURCE
Supernatural: YO MAMA SO FAT SHES STILL ALIVE ONLY CUZ AZAZEL COULDN’T PUT HER ON THE CEILING
Harry Potter - YO MAMA SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE
Sherlock - YOUR MOTHER IS OVERWEIGHT
*spits food all over the laptop*
the harry potter one is the best i am cackling